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Photo by stacyviera In news that has no doubt absorbed several productive hours of your day, known jackass Kanye West was declared ( declurred ) a jackass by the POTUS. President Obama, who knows from jackasses , deployed the full authority of the White House to the aid of suddenly consequential twang tween Taylor Swift in ostensibly off-the-recordWashington DC with the press. The Government Accountability Office TMZ has released the audio . Next week, it will fall on above-the-fray Blueprint 3 –scribe Jay-Z to oversee the censure of Kanye West, President Obama, T-Pain, James T. Kirk , Sudoku online, Usama bin Ladotune , and everyone else who burned American productivity today. In other VMA news, Washington Times red-carpet dream team Green & Glover reported on location and talked to Wale, perhaps the only adult onhand. Aaaaand if you think Kanye is cocky, check out D.C.’s MSM population . Gentlemen, rock out with your rulers out. And no, laydeez

, I’m afraid Amanda isn’t talking about the city’s mainstream media. why.i.hate.dc has an item about people in the city concealing serious pocket pistols. Alright, I’m sorry; it’s in fact a response to District Attorney General Peter Nickles, who has filed the city’s official reaction to Palmer v. District of Columbia — the Cato Institute’s “right to bear arms” sequel to last year’s “right to keep arms” legal drama Heller . No innuendo about it: Expect long delays along South Capitol Street near Firth Sterling Avenue in Anacostia, where the D.C. Department of Transportation is installing tracks for the much-hyped streetcar system through the end of the month. Good news for District drivers: No more annual safety inspections . Bad news for everybody else? New security checkpoint area opens at Dulles International Airport, which Metro hypeman @MarkWarner talked up on the Senate floor today.

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